Happy New Year

Its a little after 3am on New Years eve, and I cannot, for the life of me, sleep.

I am exhausted. My eyes are twitching.

I have 2 tylenol PMs and 2 melatonin in my system.

What the heck?!?!?!

So here i am, blogging.

I am, at the moment and for the next few days, in Malibu....

Malibu is where its at, folks.

 Except for this weird bedroom that I'm sleeping in. I cant get over the black and gold chair.

It has sarcophagus's on it.

I took the time to do my hair this morning, and I needed to document it.

My hair hasn't looked this good in probably weeks.

And this is the end of day, and I still liked it so I took a picture. 

I'm a nerd.

This house we are staying in is AMAZING.

It is just about 7,000 square feet of the most beautifully early 90's decor.

Lots of statues and lots of marble and light oak. 

This house, in its prime, was INSANE.

I mean, dont get me wrong, its still pretty rad.

I'll take some photos tomorrow...but for now its time to get back to my "happy new years" banner.

Its 3:15am so it only makes sense, right?

Polyg hair

Just looked in the mirror and noticed i look like a Sister Wife.

Yup

I was just on facebook when a girl i went to highschool with 

posted a link to look at her sisters marternity photos (which are never a good idea) 

and i clicked out of curiosity.

this is real.  

Here is her facebook link to prove its real.

My favorite is the aquarium resting on the pedestal. 

I laughed so hard i almost cried.

Its only $422.99 on sale!

you guys, this is real.

whats with her gimpy arm? atleast do the "hand on hip" to create some sort of shape

Was originally 995.

You could buy 844 jack in the box tacos for the same price.

I would rather do that. 

Christmas's of years past

I just have to share these ridiculous Christmas photos.

They are too good.

guessing this is Christmas 1991? I was in 3rd grade and had sweet bangs. 

We had a dog, which is weird and didnt last long.

Jordan has Bieber hair. 

Megan is in jeans on Christmas morning which is also weird.

Erin looks like a mess, but still has on her hoop earrings...which is normal...

(...for Christmas morning, shes not normally a mess.)

My mom made us holiday sweatshirts. Obviously the boy wears blue. (PUFFPAINT)

My guess for this picture is probably Christmas '87

I just love this picture because it basically shows our personalities to a T.

Erin is still always STYLING and has all the accessories bases covered.

Megan is clearly laughing at how funny I am, which is still the case.

I'm just DARLING and the camera loves me (still true)

and Jordan still hasn't learned how to smile for photos.

1988?

Jordan's sweater is kind of hip. We look like a couple of hipsters.

OBVIOUSLY, My finest year. Guessing its 1992.

It appears I got a Sega Genesis and girl cow slippers.

And i know that forest green thermal henley is new and probably the scrunchy...

...but the sass is not new and I am clearly telling my Granny to GIVE ME A MINUTE. I'M PLAYING SONIC!

Happy December. 

Scott the Vigilante

If I were a polygamist, I would want to be Kaisa's sister wife so I could be around for Scotts stories.

Thankfully he videotaped this one. 

How many of you have single handedly taken down a drunk driver? 

THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO SCOTT BAILEY. 

I swear.

SO awesome. 

And at one point you can see that hes got his very own copy of the Work and the Glory DVD so you know hes like super righteous.

I should be sleeping but instead i am watching this video over and over.

So proud to know Scott. Such a good guy.

(Scott and Kaisa are not polygamists, and if they are and didnt tell me i am going to be so mad)

4 eyes

The time has come.

Somebody got glasses.

They are vintage Oliver People and I love them. For now.
Probably like how a young kid thinks braces are cool and they are excited to have them.
I will probably realize soon that they aren't that cool to have, but for now....
Call me 4 eyes.

thanks for the bad vision, mom!