This really happened.

Today at work, I'm sitting at my desk when I hear a 60-something year old man have this conversation with a 20-something young woman.

Man: "Sorry about my drunken text the other night."

Woman: "Thats ok I didn't think anything of it, it made no sense."

Man: "that's because it was lyrics. I was at the fallout boy and blink 182 concert. You weren't there??!? It was SO good!"

Real. Really happened. I just sat there in my expensive, leather, Italian, office chair and smiled.