Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mothers Day Brain Dump

-It seems like everyone on facebook has all these adorable pictures with their mom from when they were little.
The only one i had on my computer was me and my mom at my high school graduation.
NOT AS CUTE but it will do. LOVE YOU MAMA.What did you get your mom?
The Lewis kids pitched in and got ol mommy a laptop.
Let's see if she can figure out how to use it.

-My friend Corina is the master of funny Internet videos.
She sent me this tonight and I have watched it a handful of times already

be careful though, there is a pretty good f-bomb in the middle.
I love how that little girl says "squirrel"
It also makes me lose my mind a little bit that these parents just let their child play with a dead rodent.
I mean shes rubbing her body with it. ITS SO GROSS.

-I saw "Something Borrowed" twice this weekend.

-Going to Magic Mountain for work on Friday.
Not even mad about that at all.

-No secret, I loved Michelle Money from the Bachelor.

I mean, i know how to curl my hair. Common sense and Von Curtis taught me that.
But i did try her way tonight, she thinks sectioning is key so i tried her technique and i like it just fine.
michellemoneycurl

-I'm off gluten again, and I have been doing a pretty good job.
I'm also off dairy.
Silk soy milk is actually pretty tasty, so I think that I'm good, because I can still eat cereal.
And the soy cheese from Trader Joe's is pretty good on my gluten free, pesto grilled cheeses.

-I now am carrying around 2 phones. My personal iPhone and a work Blackberry.
It blows. I hate it with all my heart.

-I am doing a brides hair for her wedding here pretty soon, and we did a trial run at my place tonight.
I love hairstyling. I love working with brides. I think I may start doing this more...
we'll see.
I set up a little mini workstation in my room today for the consult tonight.
Pretty ghetto but it got the job done.
salonshauna
oh and i also burned my arm pretty bad with the curling iron. I was doing my makeup and leaned into the SCOLDING hot tip. Lovely.
burn

-I own the Kardashian Sillybandz and no, i don't wear them.
I'm not really sure what the point is, but i love pop culture so whatever.
kardashsillybandz

-Filled the ol SUV at work the other day....
100dollars
WOOF.
So glad it wasn't coming out of my bank account!

-In case you were wondering, I went with bathing suit #6.
#1 was my first choice, but i basically already have the same suit in black (sans belt)
Thanks for all your input.

-Kiddies I nanny love Phineus and Ferb and were thrilled when they got home and found this Perry the Platypus karaoke machine.
perry
We put that thing to good use on Friday.
It was a PARTY!
I'm wild and crazy like that.
And i did set the rule that its a Friday tradition, and there will be NO midweek singing (screaming).
I'm a little mean.

-Shania Twain was on Oprah, and she is looking OLD. But still pretty.

-And now its Monday.
lets all go to work!

6 comments:

Olivia Carter said...

I suck at curling my hair so I'm trying this out.

That dead squirrel thing is SO GROSSY, but I could SO see my kids doing this too.

Jess and Chris said...

Uh the squirrel video is funny/nasty and dirrrty! Kinda like the dog that makes an appearance in it! why would you get a dog like that?!

meredith c. said...

"such a good idea michelle money zomg?!!" not. get a life. i love her too, but like, puh lease.

and I LOVE THIS SQUIRREL VIDEO I WILL SHOW IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW.

i want to see something borrowed, bad.

kelly : pinetothepacific said...

the squirrel video makes me feel like i need to shower, NOW! i love that child so much and how she chants "sweet baby, sweet baby, sweet baby" while flinging its lifeless squirrel body around. so much amazingness.

Rae said...

That video makes me cringe. The little girl is so cute, but ugh....and I have really mixed feelings about letting your child run around practically naked in the front yard. I'm paranoid, but too many sex offenders these days. Sorry.
I will admit, Michelle came off sort of annoying in that video, however totally real. I kept thinking, "This is the sort of idiot you sound like when you're chatting with your girlfriends and just having fun." I suck at curling my hair too, and she's the second person to knows hair to recommend that curling iron so I'm getting.
After the clip ended it linked to a clip of her on Elle and I love that she basically owns her crazy.

jana beck said...

i'm glad you picked #6. that was my vote except i forgot to vote. actually, i might have voted. i forget.