You came out of the limo on the first night looking DARLING. And then you said something totally weird about hot dogs, and instantly you fell about 20 rankings in my eyes. However over the next couple of episodes you slowly started to win be back with your fashion sense, and i wished we were best friends and the same size so that i could borrow everything you wear (except I'm not totally sold on the army green, peasant skirted raincoat you wore in Seattle). However, what was with last night? There you were, looking like the winner at the beginning wearing a really cute flannel shirt, seeming really relaxed and looking beautiful...and then you opened your mouth...and never stopped talking.
Why did you feel the need to keep going on and on "aboat" your strong connection, and the chemistry that you have and how at "the end of the day" blah blah blah....STOP IT. If you have to vocalize how strong your "connection" is, most likely you don't have one. It was painful to watch and listen to, i cant lie.
You do have a lot going for you though, it seems like America may want you to be the next bachelorette (please no), you have the best body of all of the women last night, and again...if i was giving out roses for wardrobe, you would get my final rose....
I guess really what I'm getting at is thanks for the swimsuit sex, and the weird dream. It was very entertaining.
Love, Shauna
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Dear Jillian,
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I love your Bachelor thoughts. I love Jillian and I hope she is the next Bachelorette...although, I don't think she'd accept. She seems too serious...they'd want someone more fun. Don't ya think?
Bravo! Brilliant write up. Even a Jillian fanatic like myself can appreciate what was said here.
I'm so ticked she got kicked off! Although i will admit she said some weird things, but she was my favorite.....dang it.
She was my favorite but I'm still glad she's gone. All of the "at the end of the day" stuff had me throwing up in my mouth. I don't care if he chooses Melissa or Molly - they're both nice and cute. I think I'd be ok with Jillian being the next Bachelorette. She probably wouldn't talk as much and we'd get to see more of her darling wardrobe.
haha, so funny... i still kind of wanted her to win though
Even through all the jibber jabber, she's HANDS DOWN better than Molly. Go Melissa!
No idea what you're talking about cause I don't watch the Bachelor (I know, I know). But looking at old posts, and SPAM FINALLY MADE IT. HAHAHA! The sitting up one is way better though. If Kaisa can't find it I'm sure I could. So so so so SO funny. Honestly, I can't even think of a more random product to chose, especially when worn with the dark lipstick and liner. So nasty. Oh gosh, this made my day.
Dear Molly,
Your hair looks like shiz! You are on national television and I'm pretty sure you can make time to actually style it and leave it down. I'm sick of seeing it in the same high pony that I wore mine in when I went to high school football games.
Also, I like Jillian better than you and I'm really sad that she got the boot!
Love, Brittany
Oh my gosh, I loved Jillian! She was who I wanted, I freaking hate Molly, and I am not totally sold on Melissa! Come on, she was the best choice!!
1. Ever notice how Jason is ALWAYS running to meet his dates? And Ty? Always just jogging around everywhere. Stop it.
2. Plaid shirt: cute. Matching plaid shirts: disgusting.
3. Jason: I really need to see if there's passion with Jillian. Solution: get wasted on white wine then move to the hot tub where things got all PG-13 on us. Bow chicka meow meow.
4. The next day he goes on his date with Molly. (But is it really the next day? Like he gets up and showers all up in Jillian's room and then go out with the next?) Really liked the "letting go" metaphors flying around everywhere.
5. Molly's questions were for a first date. Really cheesy. Jason would grab his Michael Jordan sneakers in a fire. I GUESS TY WILL JUST FEND FOR HIMSELF AND GATHER HIS OWN BELONGINGS.
6. Ummm pretty sure Melissa and Jason could NOT keep their hands off of each other. We get it, okay?
7. I also really really liked Jillian at first, but then my stock in her went down from 100 to 0 when she started to try and convince him he had made a mistake. DO NOT TELL HIM ABOUT THE DREAM YOU HAD WITH NAPPING AND TENNIS SHOES. What is he supposed to do? Sorry Molly, can I get that rose back from you? Jillian had a dream.
Overall, I thoroughly enjoy this television program once a week. I watched last week all by myself on my deathbed though, and really just wanted to share my thoughts.
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