Last night we piled into the car at 10pm to rush over to the movie theatre to see Michael Jackson's "This IS It."
But on our way, we got pulled over.
Meridith had to take a sobriety test. I could NOT stop laughing.
some of my favorite lines from this idiot cop (he was asian and had the thickest accent and lisp, i couldnt understand anything he said, it was awesome.)
mer: why did you pull me over?
cop: how much have you had to drink this evening?
mer: uh nothing. why did you pull me over?
cop: whats in your mouth?
mer: gum
cop: can you spit it out? how old are you?
mer: im 33. Why did you pull me over? You think i've been drinking?
cop: are you on any drugs? you were driving in the bike lane....your right tire was on the white line
mer: what?
i was DYING. She didnt get a ticket. So funny.
Also she doesnt drink obviously.
But on our way, we got pulled over.
Meridith had to take a sobriety test. I could NOT stop laughing.
some of my favorite lines from this idiot cop (he was asian and had the thickest accent and lisp, i couldnt understand anything he said, it was awesome.)
mer: why did you pull me over?
cop: how much have you had to drink this evening?
mer: uh nothing. why did you pull me over?
cop: whats in your mouth?
mer: gum
cop: can you spit it out? how old are you?
mer: im 33. Why did you pull me over? You think i've been drinking?
cop: are you on any drugs? you were driving in the bike lane....your right tire was on the white line
mer: what?
i was DYING. She didnt get a ticket. So funny.
Also she doesnt drink obviously.
2 comments:
Meg and I once got pulled over for drinking...Except that we weren't. We were doing a drive by past a guys house and he was outside..So we were in the get away pursuit. Pretty funny. That Meg needs to stop driving drunk.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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