A phone purge is the step sister to the brain dump.
Now that we are clear, i will proceed.
You know how they say most accidents occur close to home? I was 2 blocks away from my apartment, when a middle-aged, Hispanic, man named Raul decided to U-turn from the right lane, right into my passenger side door. What an idiot he is.
but I guess the jokes on me because I've been car less since Friday, and I'll be car less until Monday.
Carrie had a birthday, and we celebrated it over the 4th of july weekend.
i just love this gal. And wow, my hair is getting polygamist-long.
Speaking of my hair..
isn't it pretty, though? I'm never going to cut it. I'm just going to start braiding it, and sitting on it, and then I'll be able to use it as a blanket and then maybe I will cut it off at my butt cause after its as long as my whole body I don't think I would be able to go to something as short as a bob, or even mid-back. That would be too traumatic. BABY STEPS PEOPLE.
One of my friends from High School invited me to go with her to a private, exclusive, party in Malibu in the backroom of a fancy hotel. I said I would go and then later regretted it, but I was a good sport and a non-flake anyway and went.
She tried to sell me on the fact that "there will be a lot of successful men there" and of course the only "men" i found attractive, was the bartender (he gave me a free diet coke, wink!) and the DJ. I tell you what, I'm destined to be poor.
You need a summer song, and you need it out of my own summer song hit list?
Download Lil' Wayne's "How to Love." Its a slow jam, y'all. And its TIGHT. And it speaks to my soul. Kiis FM does me right sometimes.
Did anyone like Mervyn's before they went under? I know i never did (maybe i did when i used to get the cheetah brand bike shorts in all those fly colors back in the 4th and 5th grade). I remember after a soccer tournament of mine, my mom made me stop at the Zinfandel Mervyn's for some dumb reason. I was so mad. I remember being so mad. My mom said I should pick out a bra and instead of being happy for a free bra (mom, anytime you want to buy me a bra now, I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT) i decided to yell "I HOPE THIS PLACE BURNS DOWN." Mature, right? Well before you judge me, I think i was probably in 7th or 8th grade. I would totally never do that now. Anyway...back on track. Kohl's is the new Mervyn's, right? Well my friend Christine somehow found out Kohl's has some pretty fly outdoor furniture that she NEEDED and for some reason she decided I was the gal that got to drive with her all over southern California searching for all the pieces (she bought 15 pieces, you guys. Chairs (3), couches (3), ottomans (2), umbrellas (2), benches (3) and a dining room table. SHE DOESN'T MESS AROUND).
At first i thought it was kind of funny. You know, at the first Kohl's we hit up in Monrovia. I thought, "cool, they have a Lauren Conrad line! That's sort of fun." WRONG. Not fun. I hit up 4 of the 8 stores she went to. HOURS OF MY LIFE GUYS. Let me tell you one thing, too. Kohl's employees are lazy. Lazy idiots. It's not dramatic for me at all to say this....
I hope Kohl's burns down.
I saw this yesterday on Sunset in Hollywood.
Gross, right? Is it a prince or a princess? Who knows. But my friend made me photograph it, and she assured me "it" wouldn't see me...WRONG. I got a good yelling at, from "it" along with some really X rated hand motions, which lead me to believe it=man.
Bloomingdale's projects movies onto its side on Wednesday nights, i guess.
This time it was Zoolander and all the people were sitting outside at the food court watching it. They know its on TBS at least twice a week, right? I got my Panda Express and then got the hell out of there to go see Horrible Bosses which was HORRIBLY CRUDE and also deliciously funny.
I went to my first red carpet event. Obviously it was for work, because there is no way in H i could pay 2,500 dollars to eat steak and drink water (the mashed potatoes were BOMB).
I can't even tell you what the event was, like it matters, because its confidential. But i will tell you this....BORING.
The last photo purge is this HUGE stencil in Sherman Oaks on Van Nuys. I am 99.9% sure its not a Banksy, but just in case it is I thought i should photograph it.
Its on the side of some generic pharmacy called "Gary's pharmacy" or something like that so it's not a really hip bank or government building. I guess I'll never know, unless of course, someone knows and wants to tell me.
Its 2am and my Mexican neighbors are out in the alley smoking their weed and honking their horns, so thats my cue to try to sleep.
Now that we are clear, i will proceed.
You know how they say most accidents occur close to home? I was 2 blocks away from my apartment, when a middle-aged, Hispanic, man named Raul decided to U-turn from the right lane, right into my passenger side door. What an idiot he is.
but I guess the jokes on me because I've been car less since Friday, and I'll be car less until Monday.
Carrie had a birthday, and we celebrated it over the 4th of july weekend.
i just love this gal. And wow, my hair is getting polygamist-long.
Speaking of my hair..
isn't it pretty, though? I'm never going to cut it. I'm just going to start braiding it, and sitting on it, and then I'll be able to use it as a blanket and then maybe I will cut it off at my butt cause after its as long as my whole body I don't think I would be able to go to something as short as a bob, or even mid-back. That would be too traumatic. BABY STEPS PEOPLE.
One of my friends from High School invited me to go with her to a private, exclusive, party in Malibu in the backroom of a fancy hotel. I said I would go and then later regretted it, but I was a good sport and a non-flake anyway and went.
She tried to sell me on the fact that "there will be a lot of successful men there" and of course the only "men" i found attractive, was the bartender (he gave me a free diet coke, wink!) and the DJ. I tell you what, I'm destined to be poor.
You need a summer song, and you need it out of my own summer song hit list?
Download Lil' Wayne's "How to Love." Its a slow jam, y'all. And its TIGHT. And it speaks to my soul. Kiis FM does me right sometimes.
Did anyone like Mervyn's before they went under? I know i never did (maybe i did when i used to get the cheetah brand bike shorts in all those fly colors back in the 4th and 5th grade). I remember after a soccer tournament of mine, my mom made me stop at the Zinfandel Mervyn's for some dumb reason. I was so mad. I remember being so mad. My mom said I should pick out a bra and instead of being happy for a free bra (mom, anytime you want to buy me a bra now, I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT) i decided to yell "I HOPE THIS PLACE BURNS DOWN." Mature, right? Well before you judge me, I think i was probably in 7th or 8th grade. I would totally never do that now. Anyway...back on track. Kohl's is the new Mervyn's, right? Well my friend Christine somehow found out Kohl's has some pretty fly outdoor furniture that she NEEDED and for some reason she decided I was the gal that got to drive with her all over southern California searching for all the pieces (she bought 15 pieces, you guys. Chairs (3), couches (3), ottomans (2), umbrellas (2), benches (3) and a dining room table. SHE DOESN'T MESS AROUND).
At first i thought it was kind of funny. You know, at the first Kohl's we hit up in Monrovia. I thought, "cool, they have a Lauren Conrad line! That's sort of fun." WRONG. Not fun. I hit up 4 of the 8 stores she went to. HOURS OF MY LIFE GUYS. Let me tell you one thing, too. Kohl's employees are lazy. Lazy idiots. It's not dramatic for me at all to say this....
I hope Kohl's burns down.
I saw this yesterday on Sunset in Hollywood.
Gross, right? Is it a prince or a princess? Who knows. But my friend made me photograph it, and she assured me "it" wouldn't see me...WRONG. I got a good yelling at, from "it" along with some really X rated hand motions, which lead me to believe it=man.
Bloomingdale's projects movies onto its side on Wednesday nights, i guess.
This time it was Zoolander and all the people were sitting outside at the food court watching it. They know its on TBS at least twice a week, right? I got my Panda Express and then got the hell out of there to go see Horrible Bosses which was HORRIBLY CRUDE and also deliciously funny.
I went to my first red carpet event. Obviously it was for work, because there is no way in H i could pay 2,500 dollars to eat steak and drink water (the mashed potatoes were BOMB).
I can't even tell you what the event was, like it matters, because its confidential. But i will tell you this....BORING.
The last photo purge is this HUGE stencil in Sherman Oaks on Van Nuys. I am 99.9% sure its not a Banksy, but just in case it is I thought i should photograph it.
Its on the side of some generic pharmacy called "Gary's pharmacy" or something like that so it's not a really hip bank or government building. I guess I'll never know, unless of course, someone knows and wants to tell me.
Its 2am and my Mexican neighbors are out in the alley smoking their weed and honking their horns, so thats my cue to try to sleep.
1 comment:
you mean your cue to start watching "never say never." nothing sounds better to me right now than unrolling a pre-used dirty air mattress and watching the biebs with the faint smell of weed in the background. perfection.
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