Monday, October 24, 2011

TMZ of the week

my newest crush is Tristan  Macmanus from Dancing with the Stars. 
Is he not a dreamboat?
I saw him at the Grove last weekend and was too embarrassed to say hello, but then i saw him again two days later walking down Sunset, all by himself in front of the karaoke bar I was going into with my coworkers...so I decided I would say hello this time! 

"TRISTAN!"
and he turns around and says "yes?"
and i just say "HI! I LOVE YOU!"
and he says "uhhh thanks"

Oh gosh, im an idiot.
Never speaking up again.

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in other celebrity news...
Spotted McSteamy and his Noxzema girl wife on 3rd street....
and then 20 minutes later i noticed Arnold Schwarzenneger in my rear view mirror, 
driving his Aston Martin behind me.

TMZ: Contact me whenever you are ready to offer me a job!

1 thoughtful remarks:

Ella said...

You are seriously insane! I would love to just be the passenger to your life for a day!