You were supposed to sing the title to the tune of Miley Cyrus. I was doing it all night.

50th birthday party with 45 guests, a jazz band and singer, full lighting, a handwriting analysis lady,
red roses and chandeliers, a photobooth, and a TON of alcohol.

i want to tell you how much this event cost, but you would throw up all over yourself.


Two facts.
1. Insanely wealthy people are CRAZY.
2. Black and white photobooth pictures always make you look prettier
and more tan than you are in real life.


50th birthday party with 45 guests, a jazz band and singer, full lighting, a handwriting analysis lady,
red roses and chandeliers, a photobooth, and a TON of alcohol.

i want to tell you how much this event cost, but you would throw up all over yourself.


Two facts.
1. Insanely wealthy people are CRAZY.
2. Black and white photobooth pictures always make you look prettier
and more tan than you are in real life.


2 comments:
Ok, how do you get to work all these awesome events?!?
I still can't handle how funny your blog is sometimes.
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