Tonight i went to see the movie "Easy A" with my friend Doug.
aka Dougy-style or Dougy-doug-doug-doug
BRAVO Emma Stone and Easy A, you successfully dethroned Lindsay Lohans smash hit Mean Girls as my favorite teen movie.
This movie was hilarious. So was the company.
What was also entertaining was the man in front of me who was NONSTOP texting.
He came into the theatre alone,(made an entrance, jumping over staircases and handicapped rails)
He was probably about 60? Texting a woman named Lynne Gilchrist.
Basically the conversation was the entire length of the movie and went like this.
lynne: How are you?
?????
man: ????? i miss you. you must miss me too???!? Y / N ??
lynne: NNNNN
?????
man: I'm at RR (red rock) at a movie. Meet me here. In theatre 1. Our usual seats Y/N??????
lynne: ????????????????????????
man: I am not complete. I am half, you are the other
lynne: ??????????????
man: We love eachother. This is wrong. It is a strong emotion.
lynne: n????????
man: I wish you were with me. On my arm, my hand on your leg
??????????
this is not right. come meet me for a drink
lynne: no
man: pls??!?! Y / N???
lynne: gnight
it went on and on and i missed half of the movie because i couldnt stop snooping.
IT WAS HILARIOUS.
I wanted to tap him "shes just not that into you buddy. let it go"
but i couldn't. Was he maybe mentally challenged?
What do you think? Y/N ????!?!?!
Sidenote, i went to dinner with my friend Mark. I can't leave him out.
But we didnt have a photoshoot, so naturally, not as fun.
aka Dougy-style or Dougy-doug-doug-doug
BRAVO Emma Stone and Easy A, you successfully dethroned Lindsay Lohans smash hit Mean Girls as my favorite teen movie.
This movie was hilarious. So was the company.
What was also entertaining was the man in front of me who was NONSTOP texting.
He came into the theatre alone,(made an entrance, jumping over staircases and handicapped rails)
He was probably about 60? Texting a woman named Lynne Gilchrist.
Basically the conversation was the entire length of the movie and went like this.
lynne: How are you?
?????
man: ????? i miss you. you must miss me too???!? Y / N ??
lynne: NNNNN
?????
man: I'm at RR (red rock) at a movie. Meet me here. In theatre 1. Our usual seats Y/N??????
lynne: ????????????????????????
man: I am not complete. I am half, you are the other
lynne: ??????????????
man: We love eachother. This is wrong. It is a strong emotion.
lynne: n????????
man: I wish you were with me. On my arm, my hand on your leg
??????????
this is not right. come meet me for a drink
lynne: no
man: pls??!?! Y / N???
lynne: gnight
it went on and on and i missed half of the movie because i couldnt stop snooping.
IT WAS HILARIOUS.
I wanted to tap him "shes just not that into you buddy. let it go"
but i couldn't. Was he maybe mentally challenged?
What do you think? Y/N ????!?!?!
Sidenote, i went to dinner with my friend Mark. I can't leave him out.
But we didnt have a photoshoot, so naturally, not as fun.
2 comments:
glad to hear that movie was good. i've been wanting to see it. i'm obsessed with that texting conversation. how very very strange.
hahaha -- stranger texts are the best. i'm totally intrigued by that guy -- you should have followed him home. or at least looked up lynne gilchrist and then tp'd her house. that'd be nice.
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