Thoughts from the Airport

I'm here at the Sacramento Airport waiting for my flight to Salt Lake, and I just am really bored.
Deal with it.

-Why do I always get stuck in line with the people behind me that have no concept of personal space? The creep and hover, at what feels like, inches away from my neck. No matter how many times I loudly sigh or don't move in line (showing said creeper that I like a lot of space between me and the person in front of me) they don't get it. Every time you barely move they take two steps forward. IT DRIVES ME INSANE.

-My mom is very weirdly obsessed with checking in as early as possible online for her flights. She was basically ashamed of me that I didn't check in ahead of time. As we were pulling into the airport we had a conversation about how she basically has forgotten how to check in at the airport and how she always uses the Skycab. I was like "Barf! you pay extra to check in outside? that's dumb" and shes like "Pay extra? that's why I check in at home so that i can check my bag outside." I then explained that the Skycab is for convenience and she's supposed to tip and she said "Maybe in LA but not in Sacramento!" uhhhh sorry mom, its common knowledge.
PS MOM, I'm in group C...are you stressed?

-I purposely sat far away from all the crowds, not to be bothered. Well a family of 6 just came over here with freaking gross smelling food and I'm about ready to puke, but I feel too rude getting up and moving. It will be obvious. There are other places for them to go, why did they have to follow me?As seen here

-I always think, maybe on this flight i will randomly be sitting by a hot guy that will fall in love with me. It hasn't happened yet. I'll let you know if it does happen.

-My layover in PHX is long. Don't worry, I checked ahead, they have free wifi. THANK THE HEAVENS.

See you Fetchers in Utah.