SERIOUSLY?

First of all, I want to apologize that this post will not contain any pictures. It all happened so fast, it couldn't of been captured. But now that i think about it, i really wish that it would of been cause that would of made it even more funny.

Now on with my story...

My roommates and I decided to go see the movie "Dan in Real Life" (really good by the way, highly recommend it), and when we got there the theatre was packed. The only 4 seats we could find together were at the very top row in the middle...which really aren't even bad seats. So i sit down next to this couple, and the girl is laying down over 2 seats. I figured they were saving for someone and figured out later that they weren't. Anyway the theatre goes dark and the previews start. And out of nowhere there is another couple standing at my feet trying to sit down in the one seat that the girl is laying down in. So i suggest that my group moves down (there was an extra seat on the end of us) so that they could sit together. So we do that, and I'm asking the girl to move her feet at the same time.

me: "excuse me....do you think you can move your feet so these people can sit down?"
idiot girl: IGNORING ME
me: "These people don't have a place to sit, can you please sit up"
idiot girl: IGNORES ME
me: move the armrest down and leave her feet there.

so the boy of the couple in waiting, sits down on the very edge of the seat hoping she will move her feet. Well no, little miss Avril decides to KICK HIM. She kicks him. Can you even believe it? And he doesn't say anything and then her boyfriend reaches over her and slugs the guy, like repeatedly. He was using a lot of colorful language starting with the F-word and was just being an all-around classy guy. So the innocent mute couple i was helping SIT THERE being the peacemakers that i am sure they are. Well i am not that type of gal i guess cause i started talking to the misfits.

me: "Um seriously? What are you doing?"
idiot boy: "I will F*** you up"
idiot girl: "If they wanted a seat they should of come early"
me: "Did you buy 3 tickets?"
idiot girl: "F you"
me: "Should i go get security"
idiot girl: "Go right ahead"

So that's what i did. I stormed out and got the Provo Towne center security guard who was approx 5'6" 115 lbs. And was so pleased that he had something to do. So we marched back into the theatre, me, little man rent-a-cop, the ticket man, and the movie theatre manager. And they were thrown out. And i got a lot of thank yous, and i still didn't even miss 1 second of the movie.

Thank goodness for LONG previews.