This ones for Ally

I wasnt going to blog about the bachelorette for fear of people thinking "we get it! you like the bachelorette!" But Ally convinced me that alot of other people like it too so here are my two cents.

First before i start i would just like to say that i cannot hear Jesse's original song for Deanna enough. Its so freaking funny.

Deanna, you make me smile on the inside
and laugh on the outside, Deanna.
(touching)

Ok so first we followed Deanna to Jesses hometown in CO. They snowboarded, looks fun enough (except that i hate snowboarding) and they go back to his little townhouse which was totally adorable. Nice one Jesse, you live like a man, but you organize and clean like a lady. I really liked his place. And then we meet his parents and they were nice and normal and that was good and then they finally kissed which was also good. I know most of you hate Jesse, but i dont. I know hes not the most attractive guy on the show, but hes the most normal and the nicest and is someone i would actually probably hang out with and possibly have a crush on.

Next up, Nasty McNasterton, Jeremy in Dallas. First of all, the dude has a bullet bike. STRIKE ONE. Secondly, his place wasnt that great. She thought it was the greatest thing ever. It was cold, decorated with no personality at all, and he had his board exam study posters still on the wall because he just "hasnt taken them down yet" PUHLEASE. No one is impressed. Youre not even asian like we all thought. And i hate to offend anyone, and yes its incredibly sad that both of his parents passed away, but reading your private private journal to a girl you barely know and ALL of america seems a little bit like a tool-move, wouldnt you say? And stop talking about how you guys share this bond over dead parents. COME ON. Lets move on to something else that really matters in your compatability like if you have anything REAL in common.

After Jeremys Deanna went to Jasons in Seattle. I just think Jason is so darling and nice. I kind of think hes too good for Deanna. Shes pretty boring and stupid even though she thinks shes awesome and SO SMART. But anyway, they go to the space needle which is pretty cool, but they just sit in the resturaunt, boring. And the view that she was just obsessed with, its buildings mostly isnt it? I mean its pretty but its not like this majestic beautiful view. Anyway she goes and meets his son and she has something for him. A GOLFBALL! What? really? a golfball for a 3 year old. Has she ever been around a child before? So maybe the golfball wasnt so good, lets try something else...a certificate for a star. SERIOUSLY DEANNA. The kid is 3, all he sees is paper. Get him a car, get him a buzz lightyear, buy him a coloring book at the dollar store, ANYTHING that maybe a kid actually might like.

Lastly she went to my boyfriend Grahams house in NC. He is so hot. There is just no getting around this. Even is awkwardness and his not talking would of been ok with me. I mean, he doesnt even know her. Shes kissing all these other guys, that has to be kind of scary right? I dont know, well actually i know, that i wouldnt be able to be like "i am falling in love with you" because i couldnt and wouldnt be able to fall in love with someone who was dating all these other people. So i am still pro graham even though he was awkward city.

So she sends Graham home. Kind of a shocker, but not really a huge shocker. She loves herself and she wants someone who is obsessed with her. I mean that sounds great and fair but these people dont even know eachother. I have to have Grahams back a little on this one. Also he had to feel stupid so thats probably why he was kind of mouthy to her when she was explaining herself. And bless his little 7th grade heart that he wrote her a note. Poor guy. But mainly poor Deanna for getting rid of the one person that she actually liked. That girl is an idiot.

The End.