The clever title to this post goes to Dave.
OK so i was taking notes the whole time and was just going to post my notes in chronological order, but decided against it, because i had forgotten who half of these dudes were anyway. So we are going to do it with pictures.
First up...Justin. Aka Rated R
you're kidding me right? COOL NECKLACE buddy. And really did you need to say Jabroni's? What does that even mean? Is that a made up wrestling term that all wrestlers use, for douches?
Next is Kasey. Or as we have coined him "Deaf Jake"
The guy walks out of the limo and every single one of us was like...Jake? And then he starts talking...what is with his voice? Is he part deaf? I will feel bad if he is, but i think they would of already mentioned it...plus i looked. No hearing aids. The more he talked about himself with his weird voice, the more he sounded like Jake too. We were all so happy Alli gave the final rose so that we can keep using the nickname "Deaf Jake." Seriously, how good is that?
I don't even remember this Jabroni's name, and i don't have to and neither do you since he got kicked off.
if he would just cut his hair he wouldn't be that bad. But the hair/suit combo made him look like a villain from an 80's soap opera. Am i right, or am i right?
Here is puffy haired contestant number 2, Craig M.
too much going on with his candy cane tie and pocket square. Was the pocket square necessary? Were you on your way to your Jr prom? So strange. Mainly i like this guy cause he is the biggest jerk ever and makes for some hilarious TV. How funny was it when Rated R asked "do you spell Craig with a C or with a K" when he was adding his vote. FUNNY.
and lastly, my Pick. Chris H.
i don't remember anything about this guy, but that's probably because he was normal. And he is by far the most attractive man on this show. But i could do without the dusty lavender shirt.
All in all, this season is going to be fantastic. Did you see the end where they show the clip of whats to come this season? There was a dude with a huge back tatt that i couldn't figure it out who it was...but whoever it is, i have decided is my new pick, not Chris H. Cause you know how i feel about a man with some nice tattoos.
(i realize the phrase "back tatt" is totally WT but oh well)
OK so i was taking notes the whole time and was just going to post my notes in chronological order, but decided against it, because i had forgotten who half of these dudes were anyway. So we are going to do it with pictures.
First up...Justin. Aka Rated R
you're kidding me right? COOL NECKLACE buddy. And really did you need to say Jabroni's? What does that even mean? Is that a made up wrestling term that all wrestlers use, for douches?Next is Kasey. Or as we have coined him "Deaf Jake"
The guy walks out of the limo and every single one of us was like...Jake? And then he starts talking...what is with his voice? Is he part deaf? I will feel bad if he is, but i think they would of already mentioned it...plus i looked. No hearing aids. The more he talked about himself with his weird voice, the more he sounded like Jake too. We were all so happy Alli gave the final rose so that we can keep using the nickname "Deaf Jake." Seriously, how good is that?I don't even remember this Jabroni's name, and i don't have to and neither do you since he got kicked off.
if he would just cut his hair he wouldn't be that bad. But the hair/suit combo made him look like a villain from an 80's soap opera. Am i right, or am i right?Here is puffy haired contestant number 2, Craig M.
too much going on with his candy cane tie and pocket square. Was the pocket square necessary? Were you on your way to your Jr prom? So strange. Mainly i like this guy cause he is the biggest jerk ever and makes for some hilarious TV. How funny was it when Rated R asked "do you spell Craig with a C or with a K" when he was adding his vote. FUNNY.
and lastly, my Pick. Chris H.
i don't remember anything about this guy, but that's probably because he was normal. And he is by far the most attractive man on this show. But i could do without the dusty lavender shirt.All in all, this season is going to be fantastic. Did you see the end where they show the clip of whats to come this season? There was a dude with a huge back tatt that i couldn't figure it out who it was...but whoever it is, i have decided is my new pick, not Chris H. Cause you know how i feel about a man with some nice tattoos.
(i realize the phrase "back tatt" is totally WT but oh well)
5 comments:
So excited for your weekly updates!
i'm in love with roberto actually. just sayin.
i mean!! i have never watched a full season of the bachelor or bachelorette but i'm so on board with this season. i'm pertty sure that nasty villian guy is jay? or something like that. he gave me the CREEPS. and deaf jake. LOVE it. i thought the same exact thing.i kept asking chris if there was something wrong with him! i'm looking forward to your updates. you're dead on. obviously.
i like jesse. looks like its going to be a dramatic season!
disgusting. those photos gross me out.
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