iPhone Braindump

I have a lot of stupid pictures on my phone and what else am i going to do with them?
Might as well blog them.

The first time I facetimed, it was with Casey. I was videochatting with Lindsey at the same time, and so we videochatted and facetimed all at once and IT WAS THE FUTURE
I made Sliders.
Like i literally made them by getting ground beef and adding onions and seasoning to it and shaping patties.
I have never shaped patties before and I sort of wanted to throw up.
But they were GOOD.
For work i took a vehicle to a place to have a car seat reinstalled.
This woman did it, it took about 15 minutes, and this was my view for the entire 15 minutes. LOVELY.
This neighborhood "Beverly Park" has 2 gates. 2 guarded gates.
Its insane.
Its the neighborhood that Lisa Vanderpump and Adrianne Malhoof from Real Housewives live.
Denzel Washington, Magic Johnson and Tim McGraw and Faith Hill live here too.
You'll probably never get inside. And i probably saw it for the first and last time, so don't feel so bad.
They took a copy of my drivers license and took my picture. IT WAS STUPID.
I love the trees in Sherman Oaks
Did you see the jersey shore episode where Pauly D made fun of Dina's full on denim outfit?
I died laughing.
Next day i was driving in Van Nuys and spotted a denim disaster.
This woman was dragging this baby through Panda Express in a high chair.
I think she didn't want to hold him, thought this would be easier.
There was no way it was easier...but i think she was just committed.
I hate these lights on cars that flip up. So 80's.
So "Brave Little Toaster"
Reunion dinner with Mallory (hadn't seen her since we were 19!) at Javier's in Newport.
No picture with Mallory. Also not pictured at dinner with us: Nicole, Adam or baby Evie.
Oh man shes cute.
Basil with a side of Tortellini.
Birthday dinner at the french restaurant, Figaro, with Jasey.
Self portrait which i am usually 100% against, but i looked pretty this day and i wanted to photograph my new middle part styling.
(i will never get over how much i love my vintage Armani tortoise shell glasses)
Middle part again...Megan and I at wicked.
Favorite new nail polish color.
Essie Merino Cool.
Jen gave it to me for my birthday.
This was the day it was 88 degrees out. OH MAN I LOVE LA WEATHER.
Can't say it enough.
Lindsey and I went to Cafe Rio for dinner the other night, this guy was on his cell phone the whole time....didn't need to stop to put his phone down to eat because he wore those BIG ASS headphones to keep it in place.
Poor mans blue tooth.
Jasey and I were talking the other night about my art skills. I realized i haven't really done anything technical outside of the paintings i sell. He challenged me to draw something in detail so I drew him. I never finished it, but it made me feel good that i could still draw a human face with a number 2 pencil.
Even though I drew a chinstrap (i did finish the beard later) he doesn't have one.
Smallest little teensy car spotted on Sunset Blvd.
Cheapest gas by my house $4.19 ROBBERY
When i go to a dinner party with people who drink, I like to bring them something for their wine bar...its the polite thing to do since they are feeding me, and because I am usually bringing myself a Diet Coke for myself.
I don't know a thing about wine so I buy the bottles with the labels i like.
My first Bananas Foster...SO GOOD
homeless guy walking AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE totally in the middle of the street.
We are talking, a busy road. 3rd street. DANGEROUS.

the end.