I can't believe i forgot to blog this hilariousness....
I was at Disneyland on Friday night, alone (sounds creepy and weird, but its not). I drove straight to Disneyland after work, and got there at about 9pm. My friends were meeting me there but were all in line at the new Toy Story ride in California Adventure (which closes at 9) so i decided to just head on into the regular park, and get something to eat. As soon as i got in i was ushered towards Tomorrowland, as a parade was about to start. It was pretty much chaos. I was tired and hungry and bored and irritated standing there alone next to the Astrogliders Rocket ride, texting Mike, when i was tapped on the shoulder. I turn around and immediately recognized the woman who tapped me. I couldn't place where i knew her from but figured she was a friend from our group and was relieved that my friends had finally made their way to Disneyland.
Immediately i am surrounded by paparazzi, and that's when I realized...she wasn't my friend. She was Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) and she was disoriented because of the flashing bulbs and enormous crowds and was looking to be pointed in the direction of Space Mountain. I happily said "its this way" and started walking towards it with her, a daughter of hers, and some dude they were with. After about 10 yards they took off a little faster and left me in the dust. Since i was bored and alone i decided to follow them for a minute and then realized that is pathetic and weird and decided to mass text everyone that i thought might be interested in my latest run-in with the famous.
she found space mountain....thanks to me.
I was at Disneyland on Friday night, alone (sounds creepy and weird, but its not). I drove straight to Disneyland after work, and got there at about 9pm. My friends were meeting me there but were all in line at the new Toy Story ride in California Adventure (which closes at 9) so i decided to just head on into the regular park, and get something to eat. As soon as i got in i was ushered towards Tomorrowland, as a parade was about to start. It was pretty much chaos. I was tired and hungry and bored and irritated standing there alone next to the Astrogliders Rocket ride, texting Mike, when i was tapped on the shoulder. I turn around and immediately recognized the woman who tapped me. I couldn't place where i knew her from but figured she was a friend from our group and was relieved that my friends had finally made their way to Disneyland.
Immediately i am surrounded by paparazzi, and that's when I realized...she wasn't my friend. She was Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) and she was disoriented because of the flashing bulbs and enormous crowds and was looking to be pointed in the direction of Space Mountain. I happily said "its this way" and started walking towards it with her, a daughter of hers, and some dude they were with. After about 10 yards they took off a little faster and left me in the dust. Since i was bored and alone i decided to follow them for a minute and then realized that is pathetic and weird and decided to mass text everyone that i thought might be interested in my latest run-in with the famous.
she found space mountain....thanks to me.
2 comments:
I can't believe you didn't call me and tell me that! You know how much I love stuff like that. I talked to you on Sunday too. Geez Shauna, I need to know this stuff. It's important. Shauna + the Papparatzi = BIG NEWS!!!
That is hilrious! i was just watching something that said she had been spotted at disney land with some of her kids...little did i know she was spotted with my friend Shauna! haha.
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