this post is being made because my boss, Clay, really wants me to blog this.
*****warning***** its going to be kind of sketch-doggy dog, so dont read it if you get offended easily.
We had our regular weekly meeting this morning and were discussing a client. When i asked who the client was and what they did the crowd of fellow employees nervously laughed and so Clay had a coworker, Trudi go fetch the product. Trudi comes back into the conference room pinching the corner of a little black velvet bag with "C.B. 2000" embroidered fancily on it.
C.B. stands for Chastity Belt. Its a mens Chastity Belt. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? i still dont even believe its real, but their website states otherwise.
Apparently it was created by a couple, the husband having some infidelity issues. So to save their marriage they created a lock and key system to keep him faithful to her. Does this seem like a good idea to anyone? I kind of think that any self-respecting man would put his foot down and say "peace out" i mean the thing is made of hard plastic and looks, undeniably, uncomfortable.
Your thoughts....?
ps the website doesnt have any pictures of any male parts.
Monday, March 31, 2008
blogging at work
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12 comments:
OH MY GOSH! That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. If you can't trust your husband to just NOT cheat on you, what kind of a marriage is that? I think it's a bit ridiculous. OH my gosh, I just looked at the website. hahahahahaha
SICK! this is so hard to believe. yikes!!
peace out. :)
I loved the "PS- there are no pics of male parts on the website" disclaimer. I had to go to the page to get a visual though--OMG. Who would wear that, really? I see it more as like a gag gift than a real thing for wives to get for husbands.
what an incredible product! This will empower women world wide. They can now have complete control over their husbands who might "step out" on them. I for one think its a great way to bring the love back to a rocky marriage.
I actually wear a CB2000 and find it to be quite comfortable, except when I get excited. Im selling mine if anyone wants a slightly used one.
i MEAN!!!!...ridiculous! and also, i can totally picture trudi completely grossed out with having to touch the product, therefore pinching the corner. funny.
jess
Ok...I would have to say they need to peace out! That is too funny, I have never heard of such a thing. But if I have a cheating husband someday...who knows. Maybe I will buy the CB 2000.
And by the way, in regards to your question, it was a male streaker!
That is really quite PSYCHO! that is all I can say!
That is the most ridiculous thing I have seen on the internet to date. -And that's saying something.
It's hard for me to imagine a self-respecting male agreeing to wear one of those. What if you have to go through a metal detector? That pad lock is sure to set it off.
Plus you're bound to have some ferocious post-bathroom drippage problems with that thing.
It would make a really funny gag gift. But you'd have to be one SERIOUSLY twisted individual to actually wear it.
Oh my gosh- that is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life!
Shut up!!! That is not real. It's more like a cage
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