A lot has happened over the last few days on my blog, well specifically the home birthing blog, and well, as it was COMPLETELY entertaining i have grown tired of reading LENGTHY post after LENGTHY post that declares the same damn thing over and over again (loved them all, good and bad...mainly the bad cause they made me laugh really hard). So we are moving on.
- i love the book "I Like You" and this last week at Anthropologie it was the employee appreciation sale so i picked up a copy for my nephew for like 3 bucks or something ridiculous. Last night he asked me to read it to him, and then told me "Jordan bought this for me." He pulled this little trick at Christmas when my brother told him that the pirate book i bought him for Christmas was actually from Jordan as well. BRAINWASHING. "JACK! Jordan has never bought you anything!"
- I went to the Sugar ray/GooGoo Dolls concert this past weekend (for free, duh) and it was probably one of the most hilarious things i have seen in a while. I mean Mark McGrath, sure, when you came out with "Fly", maybe i did record on my VCR your music video 3 times in a row and loved your bleached hair and thought you were the hottest thing that my little 14 yr old eyes had ever seen...but that time has passed! No one thinks you are hot stuff anymore! Stop touring. Stop dancing around like you're Zac Efron. No one likes you.
- I've started going to the singles ward here in Vegas after a couple of months in the family ward with my sister and all is well and things are the same everywhere you go. That's good. But really when is it ever fun for a bunch of 20-somethings (and lets be honest, some 30 somethings who are CREEPY, not you Matt) to sit around and play get to know you games...? "i have never....got a speeding ticket" NO ONE CARES.
- Chelsea from the bachelor...what???? First of all, how is she still around. Second, who wears a lingerie gown? that thing was like a see-thru PROM DRESS with extreme slits. HIDEOUS and totally weird. And Amanda calling him a douche bag, SO HILARIOUS.
- Homebirthers don't have any other life other than home birthing. I swear every time i clicked on one of them who commented it would lead me to their profile that was proclaiming their love for knitting or sewing or scrap booking and of course HOME BIRTH. So so strange. You don't see that with non-homebirthers. "i love to spend time with my kids, watch reality tv, and be in labor at the hospital" So so so so so strange to me. Why let that one thing rule your life? it makes no sense (this is not an invitation to you homebirthers who still read this blog...not sure why you do....to leave 100+ comments about how I'm ignorant and unsupportive of LDS women)
- its about to get really hot here in Vegas. its been about 85 degrees for a while and once 90 hits i fear i will get too hot. Thank goodness my office thinks its winter and its 67 degrees in here?
- hopefully next week i will have an announcement about a new vehicle in my life.
- Lean Cuisine makes the best frozen meals. BBQ Pizza, Sweet and Sour Chicken...i could eat them everyday and a lot of times that's the case.
14 comments:
How have i never seen the BBQ chicken pizza?? that sounds really good! Also, Chelsea? seriously, why is she still there? kick her off already!
Thanks for not thinking I am creepy Shauna.
Okay, I am totally going out of my comfort zone/lurking, but I just had to tell you how hilarious I think you are. I am sharkman's sister and we actually have met, so its not as weird for me to comment, right? anyway, you kill me and I totally agree with all your commentary on the bachelor. good stuff.
You will never understand the true meaning of birth or of life for that matter. I feel so sorry for.
Just kidding! I wrote that anonymous comment. That lingerie dress was so totally weird. I think she may have been a pawn in the producers hands. But still, way weird, and when that is her definition of romantic she is just nuts.
Shauna, wow LOL about your sisters efy group, are you for reals? either way its hilarious, but especially if its true. okay so now that we know we read each others blogs I have to comment on some of your past blogs. I recently had a conversation with my sister how every time I blogging and I need to talk about my spouse I start to type the word hubby and when I get to that second b, I just cannot! I have to write husband, saying or writing hubby kills me! it was pure torture to demonstrate. and I died about your andrew lloyd webber comment, soooo true and creepy. Okay I promise my comments will be shorter from now on, sorry.
Oh, Sugar Ray...who knew they were still touring? Ever since my dad said he sounded like Elmer Fudd it totally ruined Fly for me--seriously. Listen to the song that is like "someday, when my life has passed me by" again, and tell me that isnt Elmer. And I agree about the stupid get to know you games. I am just not a big 'GAMER' fan--I always feel really weird and lame
Sugar Ray- Wow. Are you still going with Julie to church? I still can't get those images of that home birth out of my head- scarred for life.
Shauna I thought I was the only one that DESPISES "FHE/Ward Social games." I avoid the first two months of FHE (and all the months of FHE if we're being honest here) for that very reason. I was beginning to think I had something seriously wrong with me. "No, sorry bud, I don't really care that your favorite ice cream is Rocky Road and 'The Other Side of Heaven' makes you cry." Gag.
Ally
I think it's unfair to say that you're unsupportive of LDS women. You're just unsupportive of CRAZY people who like to sit in the aftermath of birth in a kiddie pool. There is nothing wrong with that. (I might have just thrown up in my mouth thinking about those pictures again.)
Now I understand why you are so small minded, materialistic, overly-opinionated, and non-supportive of other women. You're whole blog is about making fun of others, is it just to make yourself feel better by throwing out bad thoughts and putting people down, all the while disguising them as "funny"? Good for you and your little 'troop' of friends. At least it adds a bit of balance to the world, while we're the yin and you are definitely the yang.
HAHAHA! What a great post! I hope you are sporting a new vehicle this week too! That way you can make fun of people riding the cat bus because you're so small minded and materialistic! WTF?!? Also, it's 62 degrees in our office, not 67...just sayin'
YEAH BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are all these crazy people still reading your blog? Obviously they think you are funny or at least a little entertaining. I'm so glad to be in your "troop" of friends that doesn't take themselves or life too seriously and can laugh at ridiculous things.
Ally
i love the book 'i like you' as well. i totally bought it for kaisa last year for her birthday. i also love volcano no. 6. it is burning as i type.
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