-Who the H voted for David Cook? Why do you hate America? (also the 'give back' hand from a while ago, BARF.)
-David Archuleta is the cutest little cuddly bear of a kid i have ever seen. Did you see how adorable he was when they told him he was getting a brand new car? I wanted to cry tears of joy for that little 17 year old.
-Megan is a psychic. When One Republic started singing Apologize, she instantly said "David Archuleta should of sang this song. It would of been perfect for him. I wish he would of sang it" and then out walks Archuleta. Right on cue. It was hilarious. And it was probably the best performance for me of the whole season. So good. I love that song.
-David Cook, dont wear eyeliner. Its for women.
-Did anyone of you catch the gay stripper (dont remember his name) singing the George Michael song and seductively whisper the word "naked"? What a sicko. I couldnt stop laughing though it was pretty hilarious.
-Jack Black has forever stolen my heart. That man is funny. We have watched the clip of him with ben stiller, robert downey jr, and a very young and beautiful gladys knight, a few times this morning and i giggle every time. He is so stinking funny.
-Why was Carrie Underwood wearing that ridiculous cuff-to-cuff veil/train thing? It was so so weird. But she is so very beautiful and i like that "Last Name" song. Its similiar in white-trashness as "Before He Cheats." Does anyone else think her weird microphone hand opening and shutting constantly is strange? Its kind of off beat and constant and also distracting but she still remains my number 1 girl crush even though her clothes were off and probably everyone in the audience could see her crotch in that short number she was wearing.
-I think its so so so SO funny everytime Paula stands up and dances. She must think she is so cute and Randy and Simon dont give her the time of day. She pats their backs, sways from side to side, cheers, what have you...and they are stone cold not even looking at her. Its quite hilarious.
-WHO VOTED FOR DAVID COOK 12 MILLION TIMES! I AM OUTRAGED. You guys are all probably voting for Obama too, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!?!?!?!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
American Idol Brain Dump
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Seriously America...what just happened? We just gave the AI title to someone that is probably giving concerts JUST to get some action...and if you're not, go sing in a closet so we don't have to watch you LOVING yourself...again-- please put away your wannabee bedroom eyes David Cook.
Oh my goodness, you and I must be sharing a brain because I had all of those exact same thoughts. Except that I like David C. Sorry, I think he is weird looking, a little too full of himself, and his arms are definitely too short for his body, but I like his singing.
One Republic, I said the same thing. When One Republic started singing, I said, "Archuleta should have sang this song instead of the Chris Brown song." I know that you love Chris Brown, but the One Republic song was more believable. I am not sure that David A. knows what a boo is.
Ditto, to eyeliner.
I physically cringed and threw up a little in my mouth when David Hernandez mouthed naked. Also why was he hanging all over the other guys. Yuck! He was totally squeezing Michael Johns out of the picture.
Ditto to Jack Black and Carrie Underwood. That was the weirdest outfit ever. Ditto to Paula.
Hopefully you can forgive me for liking David C. and we can still be friends.
haha oh my heck i love your blog.
seriously.
um hate to say it but i kind of like david cook. i like archuleta better of COURSE, but i think both are great singers. so i kind of support it.
and davids one republic performance was GREAT. agree there.
haha and jack black is hilarious. seriously who doesn't love him.
I agree with everything written in your post and I have a couple things to add... First, how random was George Michael's song? And how scary did he look with those glasses on? Second, Amanda Overmyer is the WORST performer. In the songs with all the girls, she was never smiling and she looked SO awkward. And third, I'm also glad David A. sang Apologize, and I even think he sang it better than the ONeRepublic guy, but these are all just my opinions.
his was totally better than one republic. i agree marissa. And im also totally embarrased that i didnt mention Amandas performing. So gross. How she made it that far, i will never know.
You make me laugh, Shauna! Despite the fact that I didn't vote for David Cook, but I'll still vote for Obama (McCain, seriously?)
ditto...to every single thing you said.
kaisa will you tell me what "wannabe bedroom eyes" means? Does it mean just totally and completely nasty? Does it mean his haircut looks homosexual? Does it mean that he wears those rubberband colorful bracelets (homosexual)? Does it mean we can see the hangy ball in the back of his throat everytime he sings a song (so gross, close your mouth)? Or does it just mean hes trying to seduce america with his eyes (america obviuously fell for this, and i hate those americans for it).
Shauna.
You know who Barack Obama is?
Did they do a piece on him in US Weekly or something?
Wannabee bedroom eyes = You are not fooling ME into seduction...what a pervert for trying to seduce innocent people that just want to HEAR good music. Good voice aknowledged, but I WOULD NEVER EVER vote for someone that is trying to seduce me through a camera and television. What a sicko.
Don't give it too much thought. Do we need to go back a little... Ruben, Fantasia, Taylor Hicks and was it Diana DiGarmro or something like that! America isn't always on broad with the "winners" they pick!
shauna. i pretty much agree with everything on here, and i laughed the whole time i read it.. first off, although i didnt watch a whole lot of american idol, i am filled with disgust at how david cook won.. he has a terrible voice and pretty much sounds like a gayer version of chris daughtry.
i am a fan of the david a. version of apologize, and i am also a fan of carrie underwood even though i made the same comments that you did while i was watching the finale. but we can't blame her for the outfit, blame the costume designers.
Barack Obama is the antichrist. David Cook is a creeperton dillweed that wears elf boots. And I voted for David Archuleta. AND I have a tshirt to prove it.
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