Tuesday, May 20, 2008

XOXO Gossip Girl

Last night at Anthropologie i worked with a girl who also works full time at a hotel on the strip. This passed weekend there was a certain snazzy dancer who maybe already brought sexy back, staying at the hotel. She was basically his slave, got his dog beds embroidered upon his arrival, took him to his room etc.

Well he checked out and left behind a toiletries bag. In it, a love note from a big bottomed actress, deoderant, a toothbrush, an envelope of cash, and an unmarked pill bottle.

Maybe inside the pill bottle was Valtrex. A certain herpes medication? hahahahahaha

TRUE STORY!

8 comments:

Shewi128 said...

Who's the actress?

Anonymous said...

yeah seriously...you deal all this good stuff and then leave out the detail we all want. who's the actress?

Anonymous said...

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thanks for the public pubic service announcement (what a gross and clever little statement i just made). oh i love this.

Kaisa Bailey said...

his g-friend ladies....look it up (:

Natalie Que said...

Okay, I'm a little thick. I just wanted to make sure I read this right. Justin and Jessica? I hope I am not embarrasing myself. Is that right?

Rebecca said...

I'm with Natalie- but I'm not absolutely sure- is that right???

Shauna said...

i guess my clues werent concrete enough. But yes, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

Unknown said...

http://anythinghollywood.com/2007/08/who-else-got-herpes-jessica-alba/