Chiggers

Hailey is seriously a lunatic... Here is our current gchat conversation.

me: hahaha

i am looking for bookcase on craigslist and look what i just fond

found

"comfortable couch and loveseat free for the taking. needs covers as the ex room mates slashed it when they moved out! we are moving out of state and can not take it with us. 589-6997."

Hailey: are you serious?
i bet a million chiggers live in that mo fo

me: so gross

what is a chigger?

Hailey: look it up

ewwww

i just searched pics on google and now i need to barf

and am itchy

UUUGGGHHHHH

BARF

BARF

BARF

me: AHAHAHAHAH

Hailey: i am on the verge of dry heaving

seriously

me: oh my gosh

OMG

so am i

SO GROSS

my feet are itching

Hailey: k lets not think about it anymore

it's plaguing my thoughts

and my throat is tightening