We've got a big problem.

Alright, so he(or she) who shall not be named, i making the afternoon in our office unenjoyable.How do you tell someone "you aren't allowed to use the bathroom"? I need ideas. I mean, we are dying. Someone said "it smells like sh*t on a stove" And really it does. Like i can taste it in my mouth and NO CAN of febreeze can fix this. We cant open the doors because its 115 degrees outside, and we dont want to open the bathroom door because well, it reeks. Looks like Trudi isnt doing her friday chore of cleaning the bathroom.

I mean it smelled before he-who-shall-not-be-named, even EMERGED from the bathroom. We are talking underneath the doors and down the halls and its stagnant and not moving....SOMEONE HELP.